Bird porn

God bless America. Where else would you find this sort of high-calibre fruit loopiness?

Still, maybe they have a point. Maybe birding is a sex substitute… (bear with me… Benylin For Flu does this to me). Which would make the various tribes of the UK birding scene what exactly? Twitchers are easy (fnar) – they’d be the ones that should be on the receiving end of some good old-fashioned electric baths and shock therapy to cure their selfish addiction. Dudes – simple enough too, they’re the ones for whom birding supplements a once a year shag on their birthday to get their kicks. Stringers – they’d be the ones who’d use the whole chicken rather than just the feather, the deviants of the birding scene, and in complete denial that their take on what they’re doing is in any way unacceptable to the rest of us. General run of the mill birders? Oh, wankers probably. I’ve certainly come across a few…

God, she’s so earnest it hurts. Right up until the flappy wings bit…

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