I was a gay cowboy before it got trendy

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 Meet the Ebayers #1 – an occasional series
Isn’t Ebay wonderful? The chance to pick up a bargain without all the trouble of hawking through a trestle table of tat at a car boot sale while a gimlet-eyed Del Boy works out if he’s going to budge on the £1.50 asking price. It’s not only great [...]